You may well have seen the young people of today busily texting on their Web Book devices and portable telephones.  Fortunately we have been able to collect a number of text acronyms and have decoded them for use by the farming community:

• OMG – Organic Mushroom Farming
• WTF – Where’s The Fertilizer?
• LMAO – Left My Axe Outside
• LOL – Lots Of Lettuce
• DTF – Down The Farm
• WYD – Weed Your Dandelions
• BRB – Better Results than Borlaug
• TBH – This Bountiful Harvest
• SMH – Share My Harvest
• BTW – Bring The Wheelbarrow
• ILY – Increased Land Yield
• BS – Big Snail

Now we can all rest easy as we know what these young folk are actually talking about.